when ppl compliment u
evERY FUCKING TIME I SEE THIS IMAGE I STAR T GIGGLING FOR AT LEAST 10 MINUTES I WAS IN CLASS AND I THOUGHT OF THIS PICTURE AND I WAS GIGGLING SO MUCH I HAD TO BE SENT OUT AND I ENDED UP GETTING IN REAL TROUBLE AT SCHOOL THIS PICTURE RUINED MY LIFE
I regret nearly everything I did between the ages of birth and however old I was yesterday.
You know that moment when you’re reading a book and you just have to stop and bite your lip and squeal or sigh or close your eyes and wrinkle your nose and forehead and press the book against your heart and just like sit there and try to soak up the gorgeous literature via osmosis?
That’s my favorite part of reading.
my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life
don’t trust college kids. I threw a party w plenty of food/drinks shit even weed and I wake up and you know what’s missing? my pineapple. who went to the back of my fridge and said imma take all this pineapple. damn son. take the free alcohol not my pineapple man…
just wanna get rich enough to buy my mom all the shit she deserves and then die
u think i am walking around the house with a blanket around my shoulders because i cold but in actuality it is my cloak and i am on an adventure